HOW NOT TO LAY VINYL FLOORING
Tuesday Morning
Well Darling think I'll leave the van alone for awhile
Just gunna go and sit in the van for breakfast..... see what has been done. You coming down as well?
Hmmm those vinyl walls and cover pieces look good
The foam seats look good too
Won't it look really nice when the flooring goes in.... rather than the mess we have now
How about we go looking at flooring?
So .... pile into the car and off to the first flooring store
Yes Sir we have Wood finish vinyl.... You want it today? eeeerrrr
We have some offcuts that may suit you
(This clown only wants 4.5metres for an old caravan He's wasting my time)No those dark colours aren't what we are looking for
Thanks anyway
2nd Store
Good Morning Sir
Yes we stock Timber look vinyl
Today?
Only really have this industrial one available in the amount you need but it is 2 metres wide
$40/mtre
Glue? $20/Ltr
You will need a trowel
Tell you what I'm going down to the warehouse now and past a wholesaler that sells trowels
I'll pick one up for you if you need one
Back home doing other things until the fellow phones
3 hours later
How much mate
Vinyl $160
One litre glue $20
Trowel $20
$200 neat Sir
Have cut the vinyl at 4.6mts just incase you need a bit more
I'll help you put that in your car it is heavy
Who is this guy? Superman of the Flooring industry
Talk about a great salesman
Load the lot into the work-van and back home
Sand the floor to remove old glue and vacuum
Back giving out ..... knock off until after dinner
That night on the driveway
Measure length of vinyl...... 4.75mtrs
Not only did he cut me almost another metre of vinyl he only charged for 4 metres
D@mn that is good service
I'll go there next time I need anything related to flooring
Cut the vinyl in half as I only need one metre width
830pm finish rough cutting to size inside the van..... sweating to death
I've had enough for today
Wednesday morning 7.30am
Mark out the areas that need to be cut
Out on the driveway trimming to size
vinyl oriented same as the van to stop confusion
Back in the van still needs more trimming
Final trimming on the driveway ..... getting hotter
Photo is of the better end of me
Pink butt baboon
Fannnnn tastic
All fits well
back inside grab the trowel and glue
Spread the glue with the fine toothed edge of the trowel as told by the helpful salesman
All over 2/3 of the floor
Spread the vinyl on the floor
AAAAHHHHHH
#@!**&* glue everywhere
Vinyl not fitting as well as I thought
%##@@!!!
Glad I cut the vinyl a little short of perfect
An hour later
Finish the other third of the van were I have been standing
Arrrr relief..... finally done
Clean up in water, take all the excess glue off the laminate and stand back to see what has been done......
Too easy What was I worrying about?
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Now for a beer.....
Oh poo the sun isn't over the yard arm yet.... it's only 11am
Oh well have to go upstairs and sit in the aircon to recover
Come on Midday!!!!!!
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Atog